| Speaker
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Spoken lines
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| Beethro
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Ah, my favorite nephews!
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| Beethro
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So, you knucklebumps want to hear a story?
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| Halph
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We do! We do!
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| Beethro
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You don't have any dishes to wash or anything?
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| Beethro
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I don't like being interrupted once I get started.
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| Nephews
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Nuh uh!
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| Beethro
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Alright, then.
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| Beethro
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My grandpappy Gunthro Budkin grew up in Rasarus.
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| Halph
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Was he a pirate?
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| Beethro
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What? No!
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| Beethro
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Anyway, he told me this tale when I was a lad.
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| Beethro
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He became known as one of the greatest dungeon exterminators in the land.
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| Beethro
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This is a tale of adventure, war, intrigue, mystery and stupidity.
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| Halph
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What about roaches?
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| Beethro
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What's that?
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| Halph
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Roaches are cool!
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| Beethro
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...sure. And tasty!
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